But what are your actual policies?

Oh, you mean like the ones Parliament pretends to argue about while the country slowly disintegrates?

Let’s talk about the joke that Parliament already is:


POLITICIANS SAY:

“We care about the people!”

BUT WHAT THEY DO:


And you’re asking us what our policies are?

Alright. Here’s one:

Joy is a valid political strategy.


But fine. You want policy? Here’s the NZ Party Party platform:


Because let’s be honest…

New Zealand doesn’t need more technocrats or buzzwords.
We need hope, honesty, and a bloody good reason to wake up in the morning.


So yeah. We have policies.

But we’re also here to say:

Politics should not feel like a dentist appointment.
It should feel like a hug. A laugh. A spark of magic.


Vote for play. Vote for power. Vote for people.

Vote for the New Zealand Party Party.