Captain Kiwi & The NZ Party Party

Who We Are & Why We Exist

Here for a Funner, Kinder, Safer New Zealand

We’re NZ Party Party — magicians, mischief-makers, and play activists on a mission to make politics joyful. We don’t lobby. We don’t lie. We bring bubbles, toys, and laughter to politics. We believe joy is political, and love is a policy.

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The Manifesto

The Heart of Our Movement

The system isn’t broken. It’s working exactly as intended - to extract, distract, divide, and exhaust. But joy is serious. Love is serious. Truth is non-negotiable.

We don’t wait for permission. We bring cookies, toys, and public festivals to remind people what together feels like.

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Policies for Magic, Joy & Sausages

The fun isn’t optional.

Our silly policies highlight absurdity in politics while creating joy and spectacle. Here are a few highlights:

• Bubble Protests Outside Parliament – How many bubbles is too many? We’re about to find out.

• Paint the Beehive Black & Yellow – And make politicians dress as bees.

• Public Wizardry & Free Sausages – Magic and snacks are a human right.

• Alternative Sentencing: Public Joy Trials – Run in jandals, wear silly hats, wash cars, and balloon-animal your way to redemption.

• Transparency Box Policy – Public accountability meets cathartic tomato throwing.

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Policies for a Fairer, Funner New Zealand

Evidence-based, widely supported, and ready for action.

Our serious policies cover: housing, work, healthcare, democracy, taxation, sustainability, and more. They’re grounded, realistic, and already partially underway inside Parliament — we just provide public momentum and clarity.

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Policies for Kids – Backed by Science & Love

This isn’t a joke. This is the future we’d want to grow up in.

• Play & Learning: Ban homework under 15, mandatory toy breaks, puddle-jumping all weather.

• Food & Health: Free snacks and lunches, classroom pets, magical plants.

• Nature & Outdoor Spaces: Daily outdoor play, community festivals, magic zones.

• Joy & Creativity: “Because We Can Day” holiday, ban the phrase “grow up,” student councils as Play Ambassadors.

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Join the Circus of Joy

Get involved. Bring bubbles, glitter, and snacks.

• Donate, bribe us, or hold your own sausage sizzle.

• Attend bubble protests or wizardry workshops.

• Volunteer as a Play Ambassador, citizen accountability officer, or Just-for-Fun Policy Analyst.

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“My political debut was a 7-second clip of me spinning poi outside Parliament, dressed as Captain Kiwi. That’s it. That’s all you need to know.”