Bribe Us

Yes, you read that right. This is the NZ Party Party donation page.
We don’t just take your money — we turn it into joy, chaos, and slightly questionable amounts of glitter.

What Your Bribe Will Fund

Ever wondered where your cash goes when you give it to a party that values play over policies? Here’s a peek:

• Toys for kids — juggling balls, magic props, and flow toys that make schoolyards magical.

• Sausage sizzles — feeding communities while sharing stories, laughter, and sticky fingers.

• Bouncy castles — because politics is better when it’s also a little bit airborne.

• Bubbles, paint, and glitter — transforming streets, parks, and events into wonderlands.

• Music & workshops — fire spinning, shuffle dance, and anything else that makes people gasp, giggle, and move.

• Magic, mischief & play — unexpected joy that turns ordinary days into extraordinary ones.

Basically, your donation creates experiences, not spreadsheets.

How It Works

1. You give a bribe (aka donation).

2. We take your contribution and make a small, local miracle happen.

3. Kids laugh, communities play, and someone maybe gets hit with a balloon sword.

4. Repeat.

Optional Rewards

Because every good bribe comes with perks:

• Handwritten thank-you notes with doodles from Captain Kiwi.

• Occasional updates with pictures, videos, and tiny chaos reports.

• Eternal karma points for supporting the most playful party in New Zealand.

“I bribed them once and now my street smells faintly of glitter and joy.” — Someone, probably

Donate Now

Whether it’s $5, $50, or “I just sold a kidney for this,” every contribution brings more play, magic, and wonder to communities.