NZ Party Party – Policies Hub
Welcome to the NZ Party Party policy zone!
Here we mix joy, absurdity, and real-world impact.
Some of these policies are delightfully silly, some are grounded and serious—but all are aimed at making New Zealand safer, funner, kinder, and more magical.
Silly Policies
These are the policies that make politics playful, public, and utterly ridiculous. Each one is a spectacle, a protest, or a joyful intervention in the normal order of things. Click to see the full page for each:
Bubble Protests Outside Parliament – How many bubbles is too many bubbles? We find out, one bubble at a time.
Paint the Beehive Black and Yellow – Turn Parliament into a giant bumblebee and have MPs dress as bees. Playful, Instagrammable, and impossible to ignore.
Public Wizardry & Free Sausage Act – Protect the right to magic and feed the people while doing it.
Transparency Box Policy – Bribers, liars, and polluters go in the Glass Box of Shame on the parliament forecourt for public reflection. School groups and tours may throw rotten tomatoes at the box and express dissappointment.
The Public Joy Trial – Run, sing, balloon, and obstacle-course your way to redemption if you break the Joy or Truth Codes, reducing jail sentence for corruption if the public votes.
Summary:
These policies challenge the solemnity, hierarchy, and boredom of politics. They make Parliament a playground, festivals a political tool, and joy a civic duty.
Sometimes, we also get down to the business of evidence, fairness, and real change. These are policies grounded in research, consultation, and public support, aimed at creating a fairer, funner, safer New Zealand:
Housing: homes for living, not speculation
Cost of living & essential goods protection
Work, wages, and economic dignity
Healthcare access and wholeness
Education for capability
Environment & climate action
Democratic renewal & accountability
Fair economic contribution
Read the full serious policies here: NZ Party Party Serious Policies
These are the policies that put children at the centre of New Zealand’s future. They’re designed to make learning joyful, play essential, and growing up magical—because kids deserve a country that nurtures curiosity, creativity, and kindness.
From free lunches, play breaks, classroom pets to magic and circus toys, these policies are about real joy, real learning, and real childhoods.
Read the full kid-focused policies here: NZ Party Party – Policies for Kids
Why They Matter
Silly policies make politics accessible, imaginative, and engaging. Serious policies ensure we have impact, fairness, and solutions. Together, they are the heart and brain of the NZ Party Party: one brings joy, the other brings justice.
Bonus Policies:
Teach in high-schools how to pay taxes, self regulate, self-care, rent, find a job etc...