NZ Party Party – A Movement for a More Fun, Fair & Free New Zealand

I’m founding a political party because, let’s be honest, politics is broken, boring, and out of touch. The NZ Party Party exists to make New Zealand fun again, protect what makes it special, and challenge the system with absurdity and honesty. We’re about real solutions, real community, and cutting through the nonsense.
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NZ Party Party: We Are Serious About Joy

Welcome to the only political movement in Aotearoa that starts with play, leads with love, and ends in laughter and actual results.

We’re not here to “seem professional.”
We’re here to ask the real question:

What if government was about making people happy again?

The Kids Are Not Okay

We live in a country where:

• Kids are anxious, overmedicated, and addicted to screens

• Schools are underfunded and joyless

• Nature is dying and nobody’s teaching children how to grieve it, love it, or save it

• Playgrounds are crumbling while the rich build luxury bunkers

We say no more.

Children need:

• Laughter. Safety. Adventure. Role models who aren’t PR-trained liars.

• Adults who remember how to play and choose to build a country worth inheriting.

Joy Is Not a Joke

We’ve been trained to think joy is “immature.”
But joy is oxygen.
It’s what gets people through the dark.
It’s serious emotional infrastructure.

A country without joy is a country in decline.
We will bring it back.

How?

With art.
With absurdity.
With celebration.
With rituals, play, parties, truth, policy, and real care.
With slinkies.
With backflips.
With blankets for the homeless and lemonade for the rich until they finally get the fucking message.

“But What Are Your Policies?”

Great question.

Our policies are:

• Anything that makes people happier, freer, safer, or more joyful

• Everything your inner child would vote for

• Stuff that actually does something instead of just sounding good on a podium

And let’s be real—have you seen the other parties’ policies?
Most of them are “here’s a new tax” or “let’s yell at poor people louder.”
We’ll pass.

What We Actually Want

We want:

• Free festivals for kids

• Circus schools

• National toy libraries

• Mental health support run by actual humans

• Grants for joy, for healing, for community

• More music, more gardens, more play

• A government that acts like it remembers what it’s like to be alive

Why This Can’t Be Twisted

We are not here to argue.
We’re not here to “debate.”
We’re not playing the spin game.

Because we’re not trying to win the news cycle.
We’re trying to win people back to themselves.

Joy isn’t left or right.
It’s human.
And it’s overdue.

NZ Party Party: Because Nothing Else Has Worked

We’re not here for power.
We’re here for people.
We’re here for the kids.
We’re here for the ones who gave up.
We’re here for the ones who never stopped hoping.

This is your invitation.
To build something absurdly beautiful.

Join the joy.